Morris - Dry Red

Morris - Dry Red
$10.95? - 4 litres - 12.5%
A smooth well rounded dry red wine vintaged from grapes grown in traditional wine regions. The wine has an attractive colour and generous fruit flavour on the palate.

Once again, Matt has provided an accurate, if sexually explicit review of this goon; “Attractive, but not too attractive. Like the like type that would give you a blow job and like it.”
This tastes like a general red wine. Definitely not too generous with the fruit ‘flavour’ or any other flavors to be honest. After drinking really sweet, fruity goons, this is a welcome change. Not too dry or too fruity, this is a good wine for drinking and for getting drunk without realizing that you’re doing it. In fact, it was so nice (and cheap), we bought another box.

Rating (scale of 2-29): 19